Knightrideria
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- Posted: Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:35:37 +0000



Welcome to Crystallomancy, a divinating experience. I am your host, and resident fortune teller, Knightrideria. First off, let me tell you a bit about fortune telling.
There are many different kinds of fortune telling. One of the most known, and commonly practiced, is probably cheiromancy, which is the reading of palms. Also widely and commonly known, is cartomancy, which is fortune telling with cards. And finally, yet another kind of fortune telling is Crystallomancy, which is the reading of a crystal sphere.
Many people wonder why a crystal sphere is used in fortune telling. Its quite simple. If you tried to read a crystal square, all the images, people, and information you see would escape through the corners, or the flat surfaces. It would also reflect off of the other crystal panels in the square, and jumble together, making for a very confusing read. The reason people use crystal balls, is because once you have captured the memory, moment, or image of the person you are trying to read, it stays there, unreflected, and unable to escape from the seamless surface of the ball.
Interesting facts about Fortune Telling:
Its a scientifically proven fact that women visit fortune tellers far more than men.
Fortune telling is the most prominent in Asian Culture.
Fortune Telling is illegal in New York.
There are many different kinds of fortune telling. One of the most known, and commonly practiced, is probably cheiromancy, which is the reading of palms. Also widely and commonly known, is cartomancy, which is fortune telling with cards. And finally, yet another kind of fortune telling is Crystallomancy, which is the reading of a crystal sphere.
Many people wonder why a crystal sphere is used in fortune telling. Its quite simple. If you tried to read a crystal square, all the images, people, and information you see would escape through the corners, or the flat surfaces. It would also reflect off of the other crystal panels in the square, and jumble together, making for a very confusing read. The reason people use crystal balls, is because once you have captured the memory, moment, or image of the person you are trying to read, it stays there, unreflected, and unable to escape from the seamless surface of the ball.
Interesting facts about Fortune Telling:
Its a scientifically proven fact that women visit fortune tellers far more than men.
Fortune telling is the most prominent in Asian Culture.
Fortune Telling is illegal in New York.

Prices.

My fees are simple. There are 6 different kinds of readings.
1. The Basic Reading. Price = 200 Gold.
2. The In-Depth Reading. Price = 500 Gold.
3. The Extensive Reading. Price = 1000 Gold.
4. The Romantic Reading. Price = 500 Gold.
5. The Business Reading. Price = 500 Gold.
6. The "Platinum" Reading. Price = 5000 Gold.
Definitions:
1. The Basic Reading: A very basic reading, such as what will happen in the upcoming month, and other basic information.
2. The In-Depth Reading: This Reading delves deeper into your psyche. I'll try to look into your past as well as your future, both immediate and forthcoming.
3. The Extensive Reading: This reading will require me to meditate for a few moments before hand. I will reach as far as I possibly can into your past, the present, and the future. I project being able to fortell anywhere from 3-10 years into the future.
4. The Romantic Reading: This reading will focus mainly on your romantic issues. I will devote my attentions towards that field, but if something/someone else tries to poke its nose in to tell you something, I'm not going to stop it.
5. The Business Reading: This reading will focus mainly on your business issues. However, Like the Romantic reading, If something/someone else wants to tell you something, I won't cut it off and tell it to stop talking about stuff other than your business.
6. The "Platinum" Reading: This reading is all encompassing. I will delve into your past, present, and future. I will tell you about your romantic endeavors in the coming years. I will tell you how your business endeavor will go. Its the full package.
Notice: Due to my being cheated once in one of my other shops, any readings from now on MUST have the trade started first. I will not accept the trade until I have sent you the PM, but I will not START the reading until I see the trade started with the gold in it.
What I don't do.
I do not guaruntee that my readings will be correct. Like all good psychics, occasionally I'll just be "off." Or sometimes, if 'someone/something' has something really urgent to tell me, they'll interrupt a totally different reading and give me a bunch of information for a completely different person. Rest assured if my reading goes badly, for example I don't pick up a thing at all for you and can't tell you anything, I will refund your gold. However, just because you don't THINK your reading is on track, does not mean you can ask me to refund your gold. Its a Fortune telling, which means half the stuff hasn't happened yet, so you don't know what I say will not come true. Also, don't come back in a month and tell me that what I said didn't come true. Those are the risks, and how do I know you're not lying to get your gold back?
I do NOT contact dead relatives. If one comes to me while I'm doing your reading, thats all well and good, but I'm not going to go searching for them.
And thats it. I prefer to be contacted via PM, but if you'd rather post on here, thats fine. The only information I'll need from you is your name, and your gender. I like to know your name, so I can ask about you when I'm doing your reading. I'm a very polite person most of the time, and sometimes I like to be old fashioned and use "M'lady" or "M'lord" and I can't do that if I don't know your gender. (Note: I do not need your full name, just your first. )
Thank you for visiting Crystallomancy.
UPDATE

DO NOT AIM ME ASKING FOR A READING. FOLLOW THE PROPER ETIQUETTE AND PM ME LIKE I ASK. I DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED TO PUT THIS UP, BUT APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE CAN'T READ. SO DON'T IM ME. THANK YOU.
We now do tarot card readings as well! The Prices are:
1. Basic Reading: 500 Gold.
2. In Depth Reading: 900 Gold.
Referrals And Frequent Customers.
Referrals:
For the first referral you send to me, I give you 15% off. For everyone following that, I give you 10% off until you're up to 45% off, which I round up to 50%, and is where it stops. So basically, if you refer 4 people to me, your readings are basically half off.
Frequent Customers:
Your third reading is 25% off, and your fifth one is 50%. Every two readings after that are 50% off.
Afilliates:
I scatter my ads for affiliates over the entire first post, but eventually when I get too many, they'll be moved down here.
If you want to be affiliates, PM me. You must be some sort of mystic service, whether its tarot cards, fortune telling, or anything else mystical. I will ONLY host your banner, free of charge, if you do the same for me. If you don't want to host my banner, you must pay.
I make free banners or other graphics for my affiliates.
BLACK/WHITE/GREY LIST
Blacklist: Here are people who didn't pay, harassers, and general idiots that didn't abide by the rules.
Whitelist: Here are people I have much lurvles for. Frequent bumpers, return customers, and people that have just been plain nice.
Greylist: People that took along time to pay, were impolite, or refused to leave a review, answer my PMs asking them to leave a review, or acknowledge in any way that they received the reading and ejoyed/hated it.