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 Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:27 pm
It was a couple days ago. I was over at a neighbor's, drinking with him and another neighbor, when the brilliant idea struck us that we ought to rough-house.
This guy is twice my body mass and built like a grizzly bear, but I'm a tenacious b*****d and managed to pin him a few times and roll and squirm out of all his attempts to pin me. That's when the slap-boxing ensued that escalated to more of a half-assed actual boxing (only no face or below-the-belt jabs). This went on for some time until the guy slumped into a chair.
And proceeded to have a ******** heart attack! Seriously. First I thought he was just winded and rubbing some of the spots where I jabbed him pretty hard, but after a couple minutes I started thinking "Oh, s**t! Is he having a stroke?" I don't like making frivolous 911 calls more than anyone, but finally I just dialed the number to be on the safe side.
And, well, I found out he had a heart attack but is okay now and resting at home. Damn, I'm not doing that again!
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:47 am
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:51 pm
'Twas a Pyrrhic victory, since I'm not getting s**t for sleep because of screaming "Ow!" every time I shift in my sleep, which of course wakes me up.
I never was a fighter and am almost pacifist when it comes to violence, but I've always been a wrestler and a damn difficult guy to subdue. Pity I never learned Jujitsu or tried out for any wrestling teams.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:02 pm
oh. wow. that's the craziest thing I've heard in awhile
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RadioactiveBobEatsRamen Captain
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