"Quotes"
"Wait! Before you run away... can I have some of your hair?"
"Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service."
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the person I won't call?"
"My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace.
"Wait! Where are you going! It's just a glitch!"
"I'm reporting you for trolling my heart!"
"Hi... I was just wondering if... hey... whew, look at the time..."
"Alas, my heart has been PWNED."
"Can I ask you something personal? You, uh, showered today, right?"
"Are you fishing for a fight or just Bass'ken for trouble?"
"Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo!"
"You call that a face?.It's not a rash, it's just the lighting in here!"
"Are you in the arena? Cause you're a work of art!"
"You call that an outfit? It looks like the cover of Dishrags Monthly."
"
stare WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO INTENSE!?"
"Take me shopping, and we'll see what happens from there..."
"I tried to trade you a kiss... but you cancelled!"
"I'm sorry, I mistook you for a grombie!"
"It's not you, it's me. Well, it's kind of both of us... but mostly you."
"I'll be waiting in your bushes in case you change your mind!"
"You're nice, but I need to get home and, uh... wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time."
"A/S/L?"
"You're my new best friend in the whole world! ...donate plz?"
"You're going to need an angelic fishing rod to reel ME in!"
"Are you a scammer? 'Cause you just stole my heart!
"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu!"
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