I can accept many miracles, especially when it's just something that was once considered unlikely, but in this day and age, is bound to happen eventually. A black man is now President of the United States. One man won eight gold medals in the Olympics this past summer. Rosie O'Donell (who I thought nobody cared about anymore?) continues to land jobs on television. Strange things happen every day. This much is obvious. But some things I do not understand.
1.) Britney Spears is making a comeback. This, statistically, measurably, observationally, is true. Now, I was around when she was first 'discovered' and it was bad then. How can it possibly be any better now? And what will they call her next album? 'Britney- How Being Royally Retarded Didn't Ruin My Life, And Why You Care'?
2.) Chick flicks as a whole. No genre, in my humble opinion, is less unoriginal or less worth spending my money on. Really? People, listen to me right now. Really?
3.) The power of Disney, as a conglomerate, as a corporation. Let's face it, there are COUNTRIES out there that Disney could BUY. And then they, too, could be infected with the diseases we know as Hannah Montana, High School Musical, The Jonas Brothers, etc. It continues to amaze me that intelligent members of humanity go ape over these otherwise unremarkable people/shows/bands.
4.) Geographical ignorance. And I'm not talking about 'Where is Guyana?' Which does exist, by the way. I'm talking about 'How many states are there in America?' and the born and bred Americans who are like 'Um, duh, forty-nine?' What, Hawaii sunk into the ocean since the last time I watched the news? Or, even better, the people who answer 'Fifty-one?' Here's a valuable piece of information: although it basically gets all the perks of the position, Puerto Rico is not part of America. In anybody else, this would be known as 'tax-dodging'.
5.) CEO's. Now, I don't mean all CEO's, I'm sure many of them are lovely people who deserve thier job and their pay check. But the head of the IRS has not payed his taxes. Yes, I said THE HEAD OF THE IRS. The guy in charge of the whole tax operation. Nor have many of our senators or congressmen. Wanna do the world a favor? Call your local political representatives and give them a friendly reminder that thier taxes are due April fifteen. Just like the rest of us.
Discuss?
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