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I had lunch with a smurf under your bed because I'M AWESOME. rofl I like this game. wink Thx EEFG

my sister ad lunch with a fireman on your car because she is NOT crazy
my mom had lunch with a ninja in an elevator because somone offered her 1,000,000 dollars
my dad jumped on a squirrel riding a motorcycle because he cant control himself

I hope this is ok to post in here, I really wanted to. Its not fun like the first one but I think its good for people to know.

by the way I got: I ran over a phone in an elevator because the voices told me to.



YOU MUST KNOW *77
I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 pm in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked ca r on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.
Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.
Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about this *77 cell phone feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a safe and quiet place. You obviously need to make some signals that you acknowledge them ( i.e. Put on your hazard lights) or call *77 like Lauren did.
Too bad the cell phone companies don't generally give you this little bit of wonderful information.
*Speaking to a service representative at ** Bell ** Mobility confirmed that *77 was a direct link to state trooper information. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about *77.
Send this to every woman (and person) you know. It may save a life. This applies to ALL 50 states.

basically same as befor ebut a little different


Pick the day you were born on:
1--i kicked
2--i loved
3--i did the macarena with
4--i played with
5--i choked on
6--i murdered
7--i sangto
8--i had lunch with
9--i danced with
10--i smelled
11--i yelled at
12--I ran over
13--i poked
14--i paper clip
15--i smoked
16--i choked
17--i made
18--i baked
19--i had
20--i need
21--i want
22--i love
23--i had an accident while...
24--i sang a christmas carol while...
25--i watched television while...
26--i saw
27--i wanted to
28--i saw a penguin so i
29--i danced
30--i wanted to dance
31--i sang a nucery song

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janurary-------a paperclip
feburary-------a monster
march-------a phone
april-------a fork
may-------a gangster
june-------a Mexican
july-------a cell phone
august-------my dog
september-------my best friends boyfriend
october-------my neighbor
november-------an ipod
december-------your mom

Pick the color of shorts you are wearing:

White------Because i was rolling with laughter
Black-------Because that's how i roll.
Pink--------Because im NOT stupid.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and do what i want
Green------Because I 'm a complete idiot.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because i was drunk on kool-aid
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i love my aunt's dog.
Other-------Because my mom told me not to get wet.
none------Because i cant control myself.

i want to dance my dog beccause thats how i roll