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Matron_ofthe_Herd Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:15 pm
(Author Unknown for this particular one)
1. Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the "true religion".
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshipers.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:49 pm
1) By saying, "You're pagan? You mean you are Wiccan."
2) By asking, "Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating?"
3) By asking, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Which?"
4) Throw Holy water on them and preach.
5) Say their religion is childish, and criticize it, but refuse to listen to their valid points.
6) Asking them to come to your church and if they say yes, tell the congregation about them so the WHOLE service is baised on how paganism is of the devil.
7) Askign them to come to your church and if they say no prech at them anyway.
8 ) By cleaning their alter
9) by throwing out all the herbs in their drawer/cabnet, i mean they don't cook so why have them?
10) By using their broom to sweep up the front room.
ALL of which has happened to me.. I find them all funny so that is why I posted it...Well looking back it is funny, but at the time.. I was FUMING!
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Matron_ofthe_Herd Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:29 pm
LOL the #1 on your post IS probably the things at irritates the hell out of me the most! rofl
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:45 am
rofl LOL You two are entertaining! I love these new threads! I've only experienced a few of those things however, thankfully.
1. preaching to them while they running the register during rush hour because they couldn't accept a mini bible and church invite.
2. Stating they belong in a mental ward. That such things don't really exist, it's all in their head.
3. Being told 'You do realize Halloween is a long ways off dear?'.
4. Being hounded about cursing and love spells.
5. Hearing proclaimed 'witches/pagans/wiccans' make faulty threats, statements/boasts... giving us a bad name, misleading the unknown... >.<
6. Harm a 'family' member of theirs using spell castings.
7. Toss out and replace their alter items with new ones (the old ones like the cards, broom and book are sooo worn down anyway)...
8. Taking their stones to the lake and using them as throwing pebbles... >.>
9. Hearing 'you've simply lost your way, I'll prey for you.
10. 'Borrowing' their cauldron without asking for a camping trip.
Oddly enough when someone made Halloween comment my grandmother (a stricter christian woman) was much angrier then I was! Watching her reaction made me oddly quiet and un-retortful. o.o
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