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Enkzilla
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:44 am


Rise.Of.The.Dead
NOT FUNNY BLOND JOKE! (still better then a plain bump)


There are 3 construction workers sitting on a beam 20 feet above the ground eating their lunches.
One is Polish, one is Japanese and one is blond.

The Polish man opens his lunch box and says.
"Damn, my wife had sent porogies with me for 50 years with no change. I swear if I get these again tommorow I'm going to jump off this beam and kill myself"

The japanese man looks over at him and then opend his bagged lunch then says. "And I yet again have sishi. Tell ya what, if I get this tommorow I'll jump with you."

The blond man looked at his lunch and said "Me too, I've been eating ham way to long. If I get this tommorow I will jump."

All three men shook on it, finished their days and went home telling each their wife what not to give them tommorow.

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And so the next day came and it was lunch hour again. The Polish man slowly opened his lunch and sighed. "I have porogies" and he jumped.

The Japanese man opened his lunch confidently but then lowered his head saying "It's sushi" and he jumped.

The blond pulled out a piece of ham then joined them in jumping.

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A couple days later the 3 men had a combined funeral. there you see the wife of the Polish man and Japanese man sobbing next to the blond's wife.

The Polish man's wife says " If only I had listened and packed something else"

The Japanese man's wife says "It's all my fault.... he told me. I should have listened."

Then both women turned to look at the scilent blonds wife, she wasn't even crying,after a long oquard pause one of them said "Arn't you even sad?"

The blonds wife looked at the all knowingly and said "It's his own bloody fault... he packed his own lunch."

I found this dead funny!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:45 am



Enkzilla
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Enkzilla
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:53 am


This is a great joke! (And PG-13!)

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:48 pm


"16 THINGS YOU CAN DO AT A WAL-MART STORE"

1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

Enkzilla
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Enkzilla
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:57 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twpdnV2Yq1E&mode=related&search=

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:10 pm


wow, if you think that 16 things to do at walmart is funny, you should see the list for target.
(as soon as i find it i will post)

OriginalPollwhore


Innocent_Havok

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:14 pm


yeah, I've seen the target list. It's way better. ^.^
I'll lewk fer it.
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