Rise.Of.The.Dead
NOT FUNNY BLOND JOKE! (still better then a plain bump)
There are 3 construction workers sitting on a beam 20 feet above the ground eating their lunches.
One is Polish, one is Japanese and one is blond.
The Polish man opens his lunch box and says.
"Damn, my wife had sent porogies with me for 50 years with no change. I swear if I get these again tommorow I'm going to jump off this beam and kill myself"
The japanese man looks over at him and then opend his bagged lunch then says. "And I yet again have sishi. Tell ya what, if I get this tommorow I'll jump with you."
The blond man looked at his lunch and said "Me too, I've been eating ham way to long. If I get this tommorow I will jump."
All three men shook on it, finished their days and went home telling each their wife what not to give them tommorow.
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And so the next day came and it was lunch hour again. The Polish man slowly opened his lunch and sighed. "I have porogies" and he jumped.
The Japanese man opened his lunch confidently but then lowered his head saying "It's sushi" and he jumped.
The blond pulled out a piece of ham then joined them in jumping.
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A couple days later the 3 men had a combined funeral. there you see the wife of the Polish man and Japanese man sobbing next to the blond's wife.
The Polish man's wife says " If only I had listened and packed something else"
The Japanese man's wife says "It's all my fault.... he told me. I should have listened."
Then both women turned to look at the scilent blonds wife, she wasn't even crying,after a long oquard pause one of them said "Arn't you even sad?"
The blonds wife looked at the all knowingly and said "It's his own bloody fault... he packed his own lunch."
There are 3 construction workers sitting on a beam 20 feet above the ground eating their lunches.
One is Polish, one is Japanese and one is blond.
The Polish man opens his lunch box and says.
"Damn, my wife had sent porogies with me for 50 years with no change. I swear if I get these again tommorow I'm going to jump off this beam and kill myself"
The japanese man looks over at him and then opend his bagged lunch then says. "And I yet again have sishi. Tell ya what, if I get this tommorow I'll jump with you."
The blond man looked at his lunch and said "Me too, I've been eating ham way to long. If I get this tommorow I will jump."
All three men shook on it, finished their days and went home telling each their wife what not to give them tommorow.
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And so the next day came and it was lunch hour again. The Polish man slowly opened his lunch and sighed. "I have porogies" and he jumped.
The Japanese man opened his lunch confidently but then lowered his head saying "It's sushi" and he jumped.
The blond pulled out a piece of ham then joined them in jumping.
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A couple days later the 3 men had a combined funeral. there you see the wife of the Polish man and Japanese man sobbing next to the blond's wife.
The Polish man's wife says " If only I had listened and packed something else"
The Japanese man's wife says "It's all my fault.... he told me. I should have listened."
Then both women turned to look at the scilent blonds wife, she wasn't even crying,after a long oquard pause one of them said "Arn't you even sad?"
The blonds wife looked at the all knowingly and said "It's his own bloody fault... he packed his own lunch."
I found this dead funny!
